Status update

Status update, rosa.

Status update, rosa.

— Brooklyn Nine-Nine S2E17

I have a status update on Dr. Webber.

I have a status update on Dr. Webber.

— Grey's Anatomy S10E1

And guess who thought my status update about Manitoba was so interesting because his mother was born in Manitoba?

And guess who thought my status update about Manitoba was so interesting because his mother was born in Manitoba?

— How I Met Your Mother S7E8

I can see my next status update...

I can see my next status update...

— Modern Family S3E18

Look at her status update.

Look at her status update.

— The Big Bang Theory S2E21

They check friends status update,

They check friends status update,

— The Social Network