No such thing as

There's no such thing as real people.

— Black Mirror S2E4

Oh, there’s no such thing as an innocent burger.

— Friends S3E13

There's no such thing as "too awful" between friends.

— Gossip Girl S3E18

there's no such thing as a grown-up.

— Grey's Anatomy S2E18

There's no such thing as "the signal."

— How I Met Your Mother S1E1

My teacher says that there's no such thing as weird, just different.

— Modern Family S7E4

someone once told me that there's no such thing as small parks

— Parks and Recreation S3E12

There's no such thing as too much.

— Sherlock S2E1